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◢ Tim Drake’s Father’s Day Plans

Tim’s going to spend his day with Dana mostly. They’re going to go visit Jack’s grave, probably take a trip to the Gotham Natural History Museum, and watch It’s a Wonderful Life, even though it’s nowhere near Christmas. He will spend the evening at the Manor, bringing cards and gifts for Bruce and Alfred. The boys are attempting to make dinner for the family, so we’ll see how that turns out.

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◢ professorpygmalion started following you

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"You’re one sick freak, you know that?" Tim hadn’t really faced Pyg himself before, but he’d heard plenty about him from Dick, Steph, Sasha, heck, even Damian, and none of it was good. He definitely owed this guy a sock in the face, if only for what he’d done to Sasha.

"Ssssssick?" His mouth stretched into a wide smile- tilting his head slightly to the side as he regarded the man before him. "No, I’m not sick, m’boy… that would imply something is wrong with me… and that’s not the case. You see- I’m perfect… I don’t get sick… but unfortunately people like you don’t understand my art- the beauty that I craft. Because, you see, I am an artist. Perhaps I should show you my work first hand- I canmakeyoubeautifuldarling.”

One of the Bat’s brats, clearly… but that was what was going to make this all the more fun. He made a move forward- and seems to think better of it almost instantly- ducking back. He didn’t seem like he was running however.

Dollotrons- he never left the lab without them… a few more steps back is all he needed. Well- if he wanted to try being unscathed, of course.

The teen detective grit his teeth against the disturbing monologue. “I’ll pass on that. I’ve already seen the horrors you can wreak.” During the abysmal time Tim had spent with Scarlet in the Arkham City compound they’d shared a lot of secrets. He knew the sorts of things this man did to ‘make you beautiful’. His stomach churned as he noticed the dollotrons, each one bearing an identical face to the mask his friend wore as she meted out her own brand of justice.

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Hey, Barbara, wanna hear a joke?

virtualbatgirl:

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virtualbatgirl:

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Depends. Am I the punch line?

Barbara raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure you’ve got that right? I think I’ve heard that joke, but far differently.”

Tim furrowed his brow. “That’s the joke I heard. Maybe it’s just not as funny now as it is when you’ve been up for 45 hours straight” He’d heard it from a classmate while they were both at the library late one night doing online research.

"I heard it as: A programmer is asked by his wife to go to the store to buy a quart of milk. She then revises her order, telling him, ‘If they have eggs, buy a dozen.’"

"When the man comes home with twelve quarts of milk, his wife demands to know why he came back with so much. He replied, ‘They had eggs.’"

He snorted out a  laugh,” Maybe that’s what he meant? I couldn’t tell ya, Babs. Your joke is funnier, though.” Tim grimaced, try to tell a funny joke, fall flat on your face. Maybe he really should leave the humor to Dick.

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"I'm so cold!"

beautifulkoriandr:

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beautifulkoriandr:

His body was freezing. She didn’t even know that humans could reach such cold temperatures, but they were in the middle of a blizzard, after he fell into some freezing ice. “You will be fine.” Koriand’r pulled the younger boy into her arms before she whipped her head around, and started walking in the direction of what she believed to be some type of cave. “Shh.” She cooed softly, finally reaching inside and setting him down on the rocky—slightly icy—ground. 

"I will figure something out." The princess huddled close to him, providing her heat to him as she yanked out her communicator. No signal. "Great." She muttered, biting onto her lip then pulling his head into her lap and running her fingers through his ebony hair. "Shh." 

fuckdciamsoarobin

"Lots of Disney movies. You have a favorite?" Given how long Disney had been in business as a company, they could probably keep that conversation going for a while.

"A favorite cartoon movie from a corporation that is mostly aimed for children?" Koriand’r paused, "Of course I do." Which one was her favorite? Obviously the one she could compare to herself slightly. "The Little Mermaid is my favorite. Which one is yours?"

"Always liked Oliver and Company when I was little." He smiled. Yeah, he was one of those kids that liked talking animal movies. Another favorite was The Great Mouse Detective, as a boy, Tim couldn’t get enough of Sherlock Holmes adaptations. In fact, he still tried to keep up with what adaptations they had now. "You ever seen Great Mouse Detective?"

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Hey, Barbara, wanna hear a joke?

virtualbatgirl:

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virtualbatgirl:

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virtualbatgirl:

Depends. Am I the punch line?

"Why would you be the punchline? It’s a programming joke. C’mon, I think you’ll like it."

"Alright. But if you rip on Java I may have to hurt you."

"Ok, so, a programmers wife sends him to the store for some eggs. As he’s leaving she says to him, "While you’re there, can you pick up some milk as well." She never saw him again.

Barbara raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure you’ve got that right? I think I’ve heard that joke, but far differently.”

Tim furrowed his brow. “That’s the joke I heard. Maybe it’s just not as funny now as it is when you’ve been up for 45 hours straight” He’d heard it from a classmate while they were both at the library late one night doing online research.

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Hey, Barbara, wanna hear a joke?

virtualbatgirl:

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virtualbatgirl:

Depends. Am I the punch line?

"Why would you be the punchline? It’s a programming joke. C’mon, I think you’ll like it."

"Alright. But if you rip on Java I may have to hurt you."

"Ok, so, a programmers wife sends him to the store for some eggs. As he’s leaving she says to him, "While you’re there, can you pick up some milk as well." She never saw him again.

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Hey, Barbara, wanna hear a joke?

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Depends. Am I the punch line?

"Why would you be the punchline? It’s a programming joke. C’mon, I think you’ll like it."

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"Are you just going to stand there naked?"

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"I’m not completely naked. I have a towel on… I’m getting cereal.”

"Seriously, bro? You couldn’t be bothered to find pants?" Tim rolled his eyes. "Is cereal seriously more important than pants? Really, Dick?"

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◢ Ann B. Davis, aka Alice from the Brady Bunch died today at the age of 88

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Actress Ann B. Davis, an American television legend who held “The Brady Bunch” together in her role as housekeeper Alice Nelson, died Sunday. She was 88. Bishop William Frey, a close friend of Davis, told CNN the actress died at a hospital in San Antonio, Texas, where she was treated after hitting her head in a fall. The actress suffered a subdural hematoma, he said, and never regained consciousness.

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